lynseygraham asked: ok so...(06) my favourite food (because i'm hungry right now), (13) what is in my bag (because i always wonder what people are carrying), (15) a pet peeve (because i have tons of them and like to feel reassured that i'm not crazy), and (28) something that made me laugh recently (to finish on a lighter note~) :D
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sofa-activist: (01) my favourite song (02) my favourite movie (03) my favourite show (04) my favourite book (05) my favourite quote (06) my favourite food (07) my favourite beverage (08) a photo i took (09) a photo of me (10) what i wore today (11) what i did today (12) what i ate today (13) what is in my bag (14) a bad habit (15) a pet peeve (16) a memory (17) a goal (18) a secret (19) a wish...
Eating dinner when you're flatmates go to bed.
Insert appropriate gif.
Would you like some food with your wine?
I put too much wine in my sauce. These meatballs taste like a ladies night.
Michael Gove investigates anti-gay marriage... →
I think faith schools are good things. That’s my massive opinion on the matter quickly summarised. I think however, it’s ethically irresponsible that the heads of schools ask teenagers to sign petitions…on any matter. I’m typing this on my phone and my fingers are already cramping so I’m going to stop soon. But when I get home…
Every morning when I wake up...
I have Shall We Dance? from The King and I in my head. If anyone can explain that without the phrase “It’s because you’re gay” then you get a brownie. Maybe two.
Reading Ray Bradbury before bed
Sure fire way to freak yourself out about how bleak the future looks. Or the past in most cases. I should take something from that. Y’know, it didn’t happen…yet. Ugh.
Beer makes Family Guy funny
Home, beer, family guy
I dislike beer and I hate Family Guy, but my life lacks perspective.
Friend: So what DO you want in a boyfriend?
Me: Well...I want him to like the same films as me, and the same music and the same TV shows.
Friend: But wouldn't that be really boring? Isn't the reason you want a boyfriend because you're so bored of yourself?
Me: And companionship. Let's not forget that ol' thing.
Friend: But that makes no sense.
Me: Well, I mean...As long as he doesn't like them more than me. Like...I don't want to hear about how good Brand New are for half an hour because I already know how good Brand New are. And I don't want to sit and watch Buffy and for him to then go off on one about "theories of the Buffyverse" because I hate theories. It's not the Iliad. My relationship with Buffy The Vampire Slayer goes back to the 90's. I know what I think and feel. And I don't want to sit and watch a film for it to be interrupted every 15 minutes with "isn't that angle super?" that's what my brain is for.
Friend: You're fucking nuts. You're going to be alone forever. Or at least well in to your 90's.
Me: I know. Thank God I like the same things as me and know when to shut the fuck up about them.
I don't need to be in work until much later
New Girl and Skyrim catch up. Yes.
RUTH, NO, DON'T LEAVE
Spooks! You are ruining my life! You’re worse than Joss Whedon!
Latest episode of Community
Brilliant. It’s bed time now. Well…it’s bed and Spooks time now.
So someone said "eternal soul"
And I started freaking out about eternity and shit. I looked about the room and got really confused and everything was weird. I’m really tired. It felt a bit like this.
When I want the taste of coffee an hour before bed. Shame it tastes like caffeinated piss.
I apologise that those two posts happened at the...
This new tumblr app doesn’t do the whole posting on the move thing. They were a good 6 hours apart.
It might just be the reflection in this whacky...
But I am pretty rank looking. My mouth is small, my nose is big and my forehead looks big enough to land a chinook on. But then…this is a whacky mirror. I’m sure I don’t really look like that. I’m also 9ft tall.
Time to seize today by the balls and scream THESE ARE MY FUCKING BALLS. I’m just going to the cinema so that shouldn’t be too hard.
wonderbraforyourdick replied to your post: You know it’s time to tidy your room when I haven’t seen my floor in 4 weeks. At all. I have, but only because I cleared space for excercise. By clear space I mean pushed all the clothes up against either wall like when Moses parted the sea.
You know it's time to tidy your room when
You run out of places to put your morning Red Bull can. Oh wait, that one just fell on the floor. Gravity wins. Tomorrow then. I was going to use them all to build my own Transformer, but then I realised I hate Transformers.
Kirsty and I are talking about accents
One of the biggest disappointments in both of our lives is that we will never have an English accent. We’ll never be on TV. Scottish accents on TV are just stupid. We like being British.
The Avengers with @beard-power That’s all I have planned But I like abusing bullet points.
Game of Thrones fest
So full of pizza. Cider and whisky on the agenda. Get ready for too much posting… Ask me things. Inappropriate things. Funny things. Stupid things, hell, be a cunt to me if it is your want.
We just ordered a fuck ton of pizza.
All the hells yeah.
So another character just died in Spooks
I can’t even deal with all the emotions this show makes me feel.
Just nut. I cannot abide my sleeping pattern nor when 11:30 a.m. feels like 8 a.m. If I skip a shower I’ll be able to go to Tesco and have breakfast by the time Bargain Hunt starts. But that’s not going to happen.
A wild fat bald man appears
So I’m legging it out of work, trying to dash down Argyle Street and this guy, matching the description above stands in my way and says Do I frighten you pal? in this weird murmur of Glaswegian. So I said: No, you actually remind me of my step dad and he’s really nice and wouldn’t square up a guy who has had a bad night at work and needs to go get his train. He let me pass....
There's something frustrating about
Doing your hair and going out in the rain. I can’t quite put my finger on what though…hmm…what could it be..?
Well I'm off to work
Looking forward to tomorrow. Kirsty’s birthday, nandos, cinema, yay.
The rain outside is
Biblical. I swear I just saw a bearded chap running around with a cat under one arm, a dog under the other and two ducks stuffed up his shirt. He could be Noah…but then…I do live in Stirling. Shit be cray. Did I use that right? Be…cray? I’ll never understand these kids.
Should I watch Happy Endings?
Looking for things to watch when I’m done with Spooks.
I really want to work for MI-5 now
I did this with Ally McBeal, Flipper and Star Wars. I’ll never be a spy, sexy single lawyer, marine biologist or a Jedi. For the sake of comedy, someone should say Not with that attitude you won’t. Cool.
I am so happy right now
Not for any particular reason other than seeing an old friend and a relatively pleasant night at work. I forgot what feeling things other than tired or general rage was like.