February 2012
TMI Tuesday
I drank 2 cans of Monster and a can of Relentless today. I didn’t go to the bathroom once in my 9 hour shift.
I was in the bathroom afterwards for maybe…a minute in a half? Excluding hand washing and such.
Now THAT’s too much information.
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Turning Tables
Ciarin: Why the fuck are you listening to Adele?
Me: BECAUSE SHE KNOWS MY LIFE
Ciarin: What?
Me: Fucking turning tables all the time. It's like, I'm walking somewhere and this table just turns and the corner whaps me in the nads.
Ciarin: What?
Me: And then Adele keeps turning up out of the blue uninvited. I'm like BITCH, STOP CRASHING MY SCENE! I just got whapped in the nads by a table and now I gotta share my KFC?!
Ciarin: What?
Me: I'm gonna go feel some faces.
Mine is a unique humour. Unique in that it's utterly, utterly shite.
Con's of working in a restaurant #352
Getting home, getting in to your pyjamas and going
How in the actual fuck did I get sauce THERE?!
Friends, followers, countrymen
ISOs. They are doing my tits in.
Anyone know any good programs for making them?
Community is back on March 15th
I found this out a week or so ago and refused to believe it.
But it is.
There isn’t an appropriate gif for all the joy I feel. So here’s one that’s entirely unrelated.
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Anonymous asked: Your 5 favourite places to be?
I wish people wouldn't cuss on the train
I think it’s just my prudish nature, but when people swear loudly, in public, I just get angry. I just want to shout WATCH YOUR COCKING LANGUAGE YOU SHIT!
That ought to get my point across.
The Wanted were in my work today
I didn’t have a fucking clue who they were.
For a band that sold as many records as they have, you’d think they’d tip better.
Anonymous asked: If you had to live somewhere else within the UK where would it be and why?
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“All she wanted was for things to be nice and pretty, the way they were in songs.”
– A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin
Describing Sansa Stark’s view on the world.
Terry: Are you still smoking?
Me: Only in the literal sense.
Terry: Are you going to quit?
Me: When life stops handing me god damned lemons.
Terry: Well, make lemonade! Don't smoke!
Me: Marks & Spencers already make nice lemonade.
Terry: Ugh.
I don't do it much. It's a work thing.
lynseygraham replied to your post: Attack The Block
best. show. ever. when lost was on, i was definitely one of those crazy lost fans. it’s just so epic! :’)
I stopped after the second season, but remember the way it made me feel watching it, so…it’s time.
Attack The Block
so far has bored the hell out of me so I’ve decided it’s time to start Lost from the beginning.
Anonymous asked: you're really cute :)
I'm not entirely sure if I know how to dress
I usually dither between proper GQ style menswear and then super casual stuff.
I must look ridiculous…
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I feel like watching The O.C. again.
That’d be super keen.
New tattoo day
Whoop whoop.
In University I had to do a wee talk about a book...
John Knox: Leader
I started with John Knox: Wanker.
Yeah I did.
Leave Shakespeare Alone
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Just because you don’t get him!
He’s had a tough few years, with his name being discredited and kids getting dumber and fucking dumber every second.
He DID write all his own works.
We all go through shit, just…LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Home from a lovely night with some old friends.
Risk, pizza, computer games. Couldn’t ask for much more.
I have tomorrow off and nothing planned. Gym, sandwiches, books and maybe starting Lord of the Rings or something.
Yay.
Anonymous asked: Acctually how couple-centric is today's society? I HATE the discrimination single people face on Wednesday's at the cinema.
Risk
Taking Asia wasn’t even on any of the objective cards.
I just wanted to win a land war in Asia.
