The last weekend of my holiday will be spent enjoying a Eurovision party and then going to Perth to visit my old friend, Andrew. Wooooooo.
My social plans have been shot in the butt! Wooo…no wait. Because my landlord is coming over to fix a leak. Darn it.
I have to go be sociable and all I want to do is curl up in a ball and watch TV and eat until I burst.
All I know is that everybody keeps saying bitch I might be.
captain-sad: I’m real glad that some people are more worried/offended by 2 guys kissing than human trafficking
Oh God, messages
I’m sorry! I mostly use tumblr on my tablet and the message count is static. I’ve got a few, I’ll reply in the morning. I’m exhausted.
Now I’m home, tidy flat and I’m going to go watch Grey’s Anatomy and emote myself in to a coma. Seriously, internet, if you want to talk feels…this show. It’s to medical TV what Ally McBeal was to lawyer shows.
I’m off museum-ing now. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
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Today Alison and I watched: West Side Story The Wizard of Oz then we went to see: Star Trek: In To Darkness This post is a grammatical mess, but I’ve come down off of a crazy pic’n’mix based sugar high and I feel like I’m hungover. I’ve had a great day, so… Good night.
I don’t have very many friends because I have the social skills of a French marmoset. And that’s me being generous. Those rats are super nice. The friends I do have, I see about once a month or less because I worry about inflicting myself on people or bothering them. I find it really hard to maintain connections and the people who have stuck with me are fucking saints. I can’t...
On Wednesday I’m going to go do a wee Glasgow history day. Anybody want to join me? We can start in the morning, grab lunch somewhere? Mibbe?
I need to learn to donwload movies BEFORE I order my food. 3 Hours? My food will be here in 20 minutes. This has messed up my pizza and Star Trek plan. Internet, be faster!
Staying up late watching documentaries about the Neolithic era. Rock and roll.
No tables for two hours. 10pm, full restaurant.
I don’t think I ever really got The Inbetweeners. Not that there’s anything to get. Clunge, fanny, bus wankers, shat himself in an exam. I know a lot of folk like it because it reminds them of how they were in secondary school or whatever but I definitely wasn’t that guy. Well, maybe I was Will.
I just spent a portion of my rent money on jeans and new cons. Insert spinning chicken gif. Thank fuck for tips. Now, Glasgow, be generous, this guy has rent to pay.
My flatmate came home and has decided to watch Harold and Kumar. I didn’t realise we were 14 and this was 2004. It’s about as funny as it was back then, which is to say, not even remotely.
One of my clients e-mailed me all his requirements via paint, but he now uses whiteboards. Much easier. I also like smiley faces drawn on whiteboards. It’s like a gold star on your homework.
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