May 2012
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Really wish I was going to the RBS Museum Lates...
Was just talking to one of my tables about it.
It looks so good, but alas, sold out.
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wonderbraforyourdick replied to your post: Why wasn’t I alive, and living in New York, during the 50’s and 60’s?
Because you’re too good for then. Also, there’s no tumblr back then.
You’re right. Without tumblr, I’d have no means of reminding people that I’m alive.
Why wasn't I alive, and living in New York, during...
All I want is to listen to old music, wear suits, drink whisky, smoke cigarettes and have my casual racism and sexism construed as witty banter whilst having sex passionately and secretly underground due to my unrelenting homosexuality.
At least 40% of this should be taken with a pinch of salt and as a joke.
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If everybody has 2 minutes...
The annual Games Media Awards is coming up and I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind nominating my friends?
Bit Socket
They are two of the funniest and most talented people I know. All you need to do is email gma@intentmedia.co.uk and ask to have them nominated in the category of Games Video.
Thank you so much folks. :)
If you wouldn’t mind reblogging this too that’d be...
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Thank you dreams
I was well aware of all my insecurities but now, OH YES, NOW, it’s like being aware of an elephant sized tumour…on someone’s face, and it’s wearing a hat whilst singing the entire score of The H.M.S. Pinafore.
Part 1: A Knife in the Dark
I’m in one of those multi-story car parks for my job interview and I’m subsequently herded in to the back of a big black...
irisnight asked: You know, if you're getting derpy Anons attempting to troll you for attention, I think that makes you a little bit tumblr-famous. Huzzah. x
Anonymous asked: I just found your blog and I wish I hadn't.
Lots of new followers lately. Old and new, feel... →
I love to get to know people. :)
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“How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!”
– Dr. Frasier Crane talking about women using their sexuality.
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Tumblr things driving me up the wall
People reblogging posts about being alone and the only one who thinks a certain way…350,000 notes
Facebook is like this…and Tumblr is like this…if this is a thought that actually crosses your mind you should take a long hard look at your life and wonder which of the western world’s fine fast food establishments you’re going to work in.
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If a sneeze means someone's thinking of you
and a shiver means someone walked on your grave…
Then someone…somewhere is thinking about walking on my grave.
GET OFF MY GRAVE AND GO THINK ABOUT A SANDWICH.
It’s possibly the onset of flu mixed with this sizable measure of Dalwhinnie, but they wouldn’t be called old wive’s tales if old wives didn’t utter them with such urgency.
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Tonight: Netflix and writing
Oh good. Something new and different for me.
Sarcasm.
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I'm so utterly despondent tonight
I think it was all that Sarah Vaughn and Billie Holiday I was listening to whilst reading some really depressing bits of A Dance With Dragons.
Also, seeing a lot of anonymous hate on friend’s blogs tonights, it really makes my blood boil. Seriously, let’s just cut the crap and get on with our own lives. If your own life consists of actively setting out to disparage other...
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Music suggestions folks?
Heading off to work soon and could do with some new tunes to get me through the train journey.
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Gay marriage is not politics, it's personal →
If you have any interest in gay marriage at all, read this.
It’s incredibly reassuring.
I'm currently losing a follower a day on twitter.
I am really boring on twitter. “That horse has a nice coat.”
I saw one with a snazzy white and pink check number today.
SOCIAL NETWORKING.
Getting fat with the family
I can’t go home without having food thrust down my throat, lunch paid for, coffees bought and the usual “you’ve lost weight, better eat more.”
Love it.
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lynseygraham replied to your post: Crunchy Peanut Butter is the
were you aware that tinyurl.com/3f5p35f is a thing that exists?! a jar of reese’s peanut butter. i’ve never had it but i always wonder if it’s good…
Oh no, my period.
And by that I mean that time of the month where I have to pluck my damn nose hairs.
Laugh all you will tumblr, but you men, when you hit your mid twenties, you’ll see.
Christ, this is awful.
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People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three...
y = -3x - 7 15x + 5y = -35
Since y= -3x - 7 you replace the y in the second equation with this equation. So… 15x + 5(-3x - 7)= -35 You then use distribution, multiplying the 5 with -3x and the 5 with -7. You will get the new equation as 15x -15x -35=-35 Add the same coefficients so add 35 to -35 You will get zero. Which is equal to how many fucks I give.
There is more to this equation,...
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mugglezzz replied to your post: Crunchy Peanut Butter is the
nooooooooooo I like it smoooooooooth… andy when are you coming to the land of peanut butter, aka Canada? We need to get peanutbutter’d off our tits.
If I get either of these museum jobs I’ll be there by September. You have my peanut butter based word on that.
CRUNCHY
Crunchy Peanut Butter is the
Best only Peanut Butter.
Unless we’re talking Reese’s then it’s strictly business.
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Thanks to @coffeeandcakes for reminding me about...
Today has been relatively wang
Aside from the weather, it was a rail replacement day.
Takes twice as long to get anywhere and involves several changes.
Then I got to work to find I’ve been given shifts next weekend when I asked for it off so I could go to London…I didn’t say why though. I can’t really say to my very extreme employers that I have any intention of leaving…so I’ve had to go...
wonderbraforyourdick asked: I want to put a carton of Philadelphia on your clitoris. Not open it, just balance the tub on it.
turndown-service asked: extreeeeemely sexual message. SO EXTREME. SO SEXUAL. SUCH A MESSAGE. you're welcome, my dear sir.