I’m going to order a pizza and watch the new Parks & Rec.
I think I’m just going to lie upside down and drop the pizza in to my open mouth. It’s been that kind of week. I have no flat mate tonight and I’m turning off my phone. After this post I’m turning off the internet. People are the worst.
"Here’s the tragic story of *insert tragic story here*, catch My Dwarfbride’s Armpits, Thursday at 9.” It’s genuinely good journalism ruined by a funny title so people watch it. At least ITV is upfront about it’s lowest common denominator shite.