I’m out with a bunch of guys I don’t know for a gay night. It’s like Sex and the City. I’m the one at home who watches
My sister is pregnant! I’m this awful mix of insanely excited and hungover so I’m trying not to be too excited or I’ll barf. Twice from excitement, once from hangover.
It was my birthday and I had the most incredible day, but now I’m 26 and I’m like the fuck am I doing with my life.